18 6 / 2012

So, Han’s walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando. Leia’s there, and looking’ good. Han thinks he’s off to dinner–maybe some wine, a little flirting… But the door opens, and there’s Darth Vader. Han doesn’t look incredulously at Lando; he doesn’t duck or run away.  What does Han do? He starts shooting at the motherfucker. He starts shooting.  Be like Han.

So, Han’s walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando. Leia’s there, and looking’ good. Han thinks he’s off to dinner–maybe some wine, a little flirting…

But the door opens, and there’s Darth Vader.

Han doesn’t look incredulously at Lando; he doesn’t duck or run away. 

What does Han do?

He starts shooting at the motherfucker.

He starts shooting. 

Be like Han.

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